Murder runs through the new saint’s
row. People have been beaten to death with......giant sex toy?!? 2 million people and counting have killed
people with dildos. Saints Row: The Third player have also killed 44 pimps,
gimps, and prostitutes and spent an accumulative two years running around naked
as they attack member of the public.
"5.8 billion citizens of Steelport have met their demise while roaming
around town. That's 19 times the population of the US, or 85% of the population
of the world," says THQ
What would the news be like if this
was happening in the real world.