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Thursday, 1 December 2011

Dildo Murder Runs City


Murder runs through the new saint’s row. People have been beaten to death with......giant sex toy?!?  2 million people and counting have killed people with dildos. Saints Row: The Third player have also killed 44 pimps, gimps, and prostitutes and spent an accumulative two years running around naked as they attack member of the public.
"5.8 billion citizens of Steelport have met their demise while roaming around town. That's 19 times the population of the US, or 85% of the population of the world," says THQ
What would the news be like if this was happening in the real world.

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